Words: Joseph AbbottMusic: “Excitable Boy,” Warren Zevon Well, he beamed to the surface in his red shirt dressedExpendable boy, they all saidAnd a ball of snot rose and ate through his chestExpendable boy, they all saidWell, he’s just an expendable boy They sent him to gather some rocks on a larkExpendable boy, they all saidHe bit it facing their mom in the darkExpendable boy, they all saidWell, he’s just an expendable boy (Oooooh, Expendable boy)(Oooooh, Expendable boy) He took a tricorder to the ship becalmedExpendable boy, they all saidAnd they don’t know just what killed him but they brought him homeExpendable boy, they all saidWell, he’s just an expendable boy…