Short bit from 2006 based on A Certain Movie… Words: Joseph AbbottTTTO: “Leaving on a Jet Plane,” John Denver I’m heading out to see a friendOn this flight that never seems to endGoing to L.A. to have some funAcross the aisle, a bald black manTurns to give the plane a scanAnd I can’t help but noticing his gun Ah, stewardess? Excuse me, miss?I think that I just heard a hissDoes anyone know herpetology?‘Cause there’s snakes here on this jet planeI don’t know when they’ll attack againOh, God, don’t let me die