Snakes on a Plane

Short bit from 2006 based on A Certain Movie…

Words: Joseph Abbott
TTTO: “Leaving on a Jet Plane,” John Denver

I’m heading out to see a friend
On this flight that never seems to end
Going to L.A. to have some fun
Across the aisle, a bald black man
Turns to give the plane a scan
And I can’t help but noticing his gun

Ah, stewardess? Excuse me, miss?
I think that I just heard a hiss
Does anyone know herpetology?
‘Cause there’s snakes here on this jet plane
I don’t know when they’ll attack again
Oh, God, don’t let me die