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Sunday, 3pm: Help Fax with the Sunday NYT crossword and acrostic

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  • Lyrics

    Waltz of the Copyright Bots

    June 10, 2023 /

    Inspired by adventures with Facebook. But only in Russia and Belarus.

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  • Essays and Stuff

    Thoughts on a kaboom

    April 20, 2023 /

    First reaction (on admittedly too little sleep) to SpaceX's Starship/Falcon Super Heavy test flight April 20, 2023.

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    July 20, 2020

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    June 1, 2022
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    April 17, 2021
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    Space Battleship Red Dwarf

    March 12, 2023 /

    Somehow recently I had the themes of both "Space Battleship Yamato" and "Red Dwarf" on the brain, and this mashup was the result.

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  • Essays and Stuff

    A fire in the sky, 20 years later

    February 1, 2023 /

    I knew it would be my last chance to see a space shuttle passing over Waco during re-entry; what I got wrong was why Columbia’s return would be the last time. An updated version of my Waco Trib column from 2013.

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  • Essays and Stuff

    Hope Is The Thing…

    June 1, 2022 /

    There have been several recent discussions concerning Emily Dickinson’s description of hope, and the accuracy thereof. Today in my mind they crystalized into this. The image by Xing Lida and Song Qijin accompanied a Science News item from April 2010 about fossil evidence suggesting that at least one feathered dinosaur molted during development the way modern birds do, as reported in a letter to the journal Nature. There will probably be a song about this in the near future.

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    Toast for Talos Builders

    April 12, 2022 /

    I've been trying to come up with a song for this bit of Final Fantasy XIV plot for a while now, and finally twigged to how close the feeling I was aiming for was to Leslie Fish's ode to the shipbuilders and Mission Control crew of Apollo...

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    Lying In

    March 20, 2022 /

    A song about lazy mornings, especially in winter. It came to me on such a morning, naturally.

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    There Will Be Light

    December 21, 2021 /

    This is me trying to get at the common feature in the ways we celebrate the season — the promise even amid the longest night that light, and Light, will return. Happy holidays, however you choose to celebrate!

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    The Arms of Thal

    November 30, 2021 /

    So this is my first Final Fantasy XIV Online song (to go with all the World of Warcraft ones I've written). Notionally, it's written by my bard character as a tribute to fallen friends (in at least two cases, falling specifically in the act of protecting him).

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    You Can Call Me HAL

    August 10, 2021 /

    Fairly obvious what inspired this one.

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